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testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. Henry David Thoreau (via purplebuddhaproject)

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floralls:

THE GARDEN (by Guy Catling)
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Sometimes you’ve got to be able to listen to yourself and be okay with no one else understanding. Christopher Barzak (via purplebuddhaproject)

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My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument. Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

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homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

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